Derek Jeter

Derek Jeter does not tip.
Derek Jeter does not clean his facial hair out of the sink.
Derek Jeter leaves the door open when the air conditioner is running.
Derek Jeter takes the last piece of bread.
Derek Jeter leaves the seat up.
Derek Jeter borrows things and never returns them.
Derek Jeter enters a strangers home and fails to wipe his feet.
Derek Jeter eats candy out of the bulk section without paying.
Derek Jeter does not return frisbees that land in his yard.
Derek Jeter hangs up on telemarketers.
Derek Jeter rings doorbells impatiently.
Derek Jeter always forgets to feed his fish.
Derek Jeter is evil.