A-Rod

A-Rod can't sleep without a nightlight.
A-Rod will pout all day if you don't acknowledge him at a party.
A-Rod still has a security blanket.
A-Rod does not have permission to use scissors or cross the street unsupervised.
A-Rod becomes a cranky little guy if he doesn't get in an afternoon nap.
A-Rod sometimes has to be reminded of his potty training.
A-Rod wants to be a firefighter when he grows up.